Stung by Defeat, Romney Considers Adultery « Borowitz Report

Andy Borowitz sure doesn’t hold back in his comedic punches, and he’s extremely quick to release up to the minute comedic material. Just hours after the results were announced in South Carolina’s GOP primary and Newt Gingrich’s trouncing of Mitt Romney, Borowitz announced Romney’s decision to consider committing adultry. Definitely worth reading, but he saved the best line for last:

… an exultant Newt Gingrich made the following victory statement: “I’ve left Mitt Romney behind faster than a woman with cancer.”

via Stung by Defeat, Romney Considers Adultery « Borowitz Report.